assholeitis 

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.

A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)

assholeitis by RESCU May 13, 2009

Assholism 

(N).saying shit to someone without thinking of how they will be effected by it

Saying happy Mother's Day to a shop teacher and forgetting that his mom died a month ago. You Have assholism

Assholism by Dogs odors May 12, 2016

assholishness 

ass hole behavior: i.e. unwelcomed grab ass, skipping out on the tab, etc.

Even though he was an amazing physical specimen, his assholishness kept me from going home with him.

assholishness by Dpostrophe October 5, 2003

Assholism 

When you're an asshole but it's not your fault you were just born that way

"You're an asshole"

"I know I have assholism"

Assholism by Weatherholt June 4, 2016

Assholism 

The continual state or condition of being a total ass hole!

I can not deal with Frank because of his continual assholism! He's close minded, demeaning and mean all the time!

Assholism by Becky Lewis Skywatcher January 2, 2019

assholism 

A condition in which an individual is a chronic asshole and feels that he/she cannot stop.

Man, today I yelled at my mom, my girlfriend, the busdriver and the nice kid at work. I think I might suffer from assholism.

assholism by mjboogie November 22, 2006

assholeism 

of or retaining to being an asshole; practicing asshole behavior; public diagnosis of being a mean, snobby, and disrespectful person; also is main diagnosis for college professors and dorm resident advisors. It is usually treated within a time span, and treatment consists of turning the stick up someone's ass about an inch every visit to the assholeologist.

So, I see you have been diagnosed with assholeism.

assholeism by aycockhallanonymous December 21, 2009