Top Definition
A vehicle that would be driven by an asshole. Particularly any large SUV, driven for the sole purpose of displaying wealth and/or compensating for a tiny, tiny penis. Also includes lifted 4x4 vehicles that never leave the city.

Asshole (the driver) + Mobile (from automobile) = Assholemobile
Person 1: Check out my new Escalade. I'm putting in a 6 inch lift tomorrow.

Person 2: What an assholemobile. Are you even taking it off road?

Person 1: No, but it lets everyone know that I'm better than them.

Person 2: You're an asshole.
by paintballwizard March 02, 2009

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