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Asshole 2 Bellybutton

A hypothetical game played with friends naming your price for licking a random persons Asshole to Bellybutton (A2B for short). Prices are arbitrary and get deposited into the “bank” if the person is considered attractive. Money can also be withdrawn from the “bank” if the target is ugly. The “bank” has been controversial and sometimes omitted from the game.
Hey Joe, Asshole 2 Bellybutton ( A2B) on that blonde in the pink shirt?
“Oooofa I’d pay $10,000 to lick that A2B”
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Askhole 2.0 

An Askhole 2.0 is somewhat like an actual Askhole. But it’s a new attention seeking bread of Askhole. This Askhole asks stupid questions that they already now the answer to just to get attention
Rob always asks me questions that he already on knows the answer to. Just to get attention he’s such an Askhole 2.0
Askhole 2.0 by anonymous March 6, 2023

24 carat asshole 

Someone who is the worst type of asshole - pushy, loud, insulting, an ego-maniac. The king of all asshole.
That Dave guy is a 24 carat asshole!
24 carat asshole by The Mace June 3, 2014

2nd Asshole 

The mate an attractive person has instead of you. Saying that a girl's boyfriend is her 2nd Asshole implies that she should dump him and choose you as a mate instead.
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Meg has 2 assholes-the one under her skirt and the 2nd Asshole whom she dates!
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2nd Asshole by Xelena November 30, 2010

21 assholes 

When someone has really bad body odor or after that person goes to use a restroom the smell is unbearable.
When someone just came out of a single room restroom after taking a long shit and immediately another person goes in there and screams and comes back out holding there breath and says "Man it smells like 21 assholes in there"
21 assholes by Mejo December 16, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026