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A word that describes the actions of a giant douche bag like John Mayer. Adapted from, "I want to wear your ass like a hat."
Example 1: When John Mayer described having sex with Jessica Simpson like sexual napalm, he was acting in an asshatty way.
by hotdanman March 05, 2010
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