asshatic 

1. The state of being an asshat.
2. asshat adam
3. diamondratiasu

Adam was being extremely asshatic today.

asshatic by ItWasMeWhoDidThis July 30, 2004

asshatrick 

Succeeding at being a douche three consecutive times in one conversation. This usually occurs while randomly striking up a conversation with a much more attractive species of the opposite sex.

John: Did you hear Mike talking to that smokin' chick at the bar?

Lukas: Yeah, he managed to get that asshatrick in right before getting shot down.

asshatrick by Puck You January 17, 2008

Asshatchery 

Noun: A place where asshats congeal, usually gutters and online chat rooms.

Jonny: a/s/l?
Betty: OMFG im t0t4lly naked n u r h0rny for me!
Jonny: damn, i found an asshatchery...

Child: My mom said I cant go over 'cuz your house is an asshatchery...

Asshatchery by Chronnie January 6, 2008

asshatious 

An act which typifies the behaviour of an asshat.

"What an asshat! Did you see the asshatious way he just dismissed what she said?"

asshatious by King Byron August 22, 2008

Asshatian

Pertaining to asshat behavior.

See asshat.

Ascii: 3>ian

Jon, commenting about a music video someone had posted under Meg's status update that her nephew had died without writing anything to acknowledge her loss, was really asshatian of you (...was really 3>ian of you).

Asshatian by Leona Orange September 25, 2011

asshatitude 

Combining the words asshat and attitude:
behavior displaying the mindset or perspective of an asshat.

I'm sick of that jerk's rude, boorish behavior and asshatitude.

asshatitude by Brian L. Kelly April 8, 2007

Asshatocity 

impending asshattishness; the momentum of human stupidity

Grinning, Ira brought the razor out and gestured with it to the sleeping cat. The asshatocity in the room was chokingly palpable.

Asshatocity by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009