Assectomy

Assectomy – the procedure in which an asshole is separated from an institution, employer or personal relationship because of being an asshole.

Some survive an assectomy by joining AA Assholes Anonymous and participating in a 12-step program to reform their lives. Others just go on to another institution, employer or personal relationship to repeat the cycle in an endless loop of assholiness.

When Bill was dumped by Karen, he went through a brief period of remorse following the assectomy but did not continue his 12-step Assholes Anonymous group and went on to inflict his assholiness on yet another sad but unknowing victim.

Assectomy by Marthakay November 9, 2008

Asspactory 

synonymous with "jail"

Bubba and John say they is gonna get married. They met in the Asspactory a while back when Bubba was doin' two years for aggravated sodomy.

Asspactory by Dr. Manuel April 20, 2004

assectomy

When one's ass gets procedurally and surgically removed. Hurts like fuck.

I can't sit on my chair because of this damn assectomy

assectomy by Anus Remover Extrordanar March 10, 2009

assfactor

The counterweight involved in an ugly girl's nice ass. That which offsets buckledness.

She is fucking ugly dog. Ya, but consider the assfactor

assfactor by yesme May 6, 2005

asfector 

Devired from the movie "Waynes World"

to be defined to say as who said who

Asfectors Says What?

asfector by satboy April 15, 2010

asspectorate 

as in, to expectorate from the ass.

Could be just a toot (fart) or a shart.

I was sparring in jiu jitsu and I accidentally asspectorated on my partner during an especially rough take-down.

asspectorate by Somebody Liz January 30, 2019

Asslectricity 

a means of powering your house through the passing of human gas

Man, you have the fastest wifi in the state!
yeah, my house runs of farts.
ohh mate, you mean Asslectricity? yeah, im hooked up too

Asslectricity by Biggus_Dikkus March 11, 2015