assfail
when you try to take a crap, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you.
assfail by van ultima January 30, 2005
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assfail by van ultima January 27, 2005
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assfail • assfault • Assfault Junkies • AssRail • asstail • assail • Assailance • assailant • Assailing • Assailophillia
cultural assailant
A person in a position of authority who gains traction through self-aggrandizement and power-grabbing who concurrently attempts to rip apart the progress achieved in the fabric of that culture.
cultural assailant by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019
assailant
He was attacked by an unknown assailant.
assailant by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 24, 2009
Assailing
Mike Tyson to Dermot Murnaghan on Sky News:
""You're starting to irritate me now... I guess I did change because I'm not assailing you""
""You're starting to irritate me now... I guess I did change because I'm not assailing you""
Assailing by Hip-Hopper November 8, 2009
asstail
Just insert a rectal speculum, pour in some bourbon, sweet Vermouth and have your "mixer" shake around to infuse some natural bitters, add a cherry for good measure and you've got a Manhattan cocktail, or should I say "asstail"? Now all you need to do is figure out how you're gonna drink it - up or on your rocks?
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