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someone who thinks they're straight...but isn't. they try to fool you into thinking they because they aren't ready to come out of the closet.
him: would you like a box of flowers?
her: woahhh ur an assex...no homo

woahhh assex kid, stop throwing ice.
by Bob Bobihd February 16, 2009

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