1)To be completely stoned/wasted after a major party

2)A major drug high

3)Tired, worn out

4)Out of luck
1)"Dude, how much weed have you smoked? How many beers have you had? You're assed out. Want a ride home?"

2)When Tim got home, he was so assed out he raped his own mom.

3)After a long day of tests at school, I was so assed out when I got home that I didn't even watch 'The OC'

4)Fuck, I'm grounded and I can't get a ride to the party. I'm assed out.
by Little Miss Tragedy January 30, 2005
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to be done. tired beyond the point of tired. running on empty. used instead of pass out.
i worked 11 hours today, im assed out.

its 2am and i just got home, im going to ass out.

she slipped her girlfriend, two xanadu's, and she was assed out.
by the mighty mighty S.A.C April 12, 2004
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Either you rollin' with us or you 'bout to be ass-out!
by warewoof September 11, 2003
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Extremely tired, won't wake up for anything.
Guy to his sleeping roommates at 2:00pm, "Damn! I was gone for a minute and your both still assed out!"
by Too-Cool February 18, 2008
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To pass out due to drinking before midnight, generally causing this person to miss out on something cool or extremely fun happening later in the night.
Drew, if you didn't ass out you would've seen the stripper urinate all over Chad
by DublPlatinum February 12, 2007
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1. An unfortunate occurrence in which one gets shafted or lacks adequate resources to accomplish his mission.
2. An anal prolapse in which the sphincter muscle drops outside the anus into the medial space between the two buttocks.
1.You don't have a condon, B? I guess our assed out.
2.Damn, dog I'm assed out from these hemorrhoids. Get me some suppositories or some shit!
by flurky October 29, 2003
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verb: To "ass out" is akin to "passing out," although it generally means going to sleep in a haphazard manner as opposed to becoming unconscious. For instance, after a long night of partying, one will generally ass out as soon as they get home, often falling asleep with their clothes still on or maybe on a couch.
"Hey Jim, is Steve passed out on your floor?"

"Nah, he's just sleeping. We were out really late, and he just assed out as soon as we got back."
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