Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

angervation 

The point that anger causes motivation within ones life.

Aaron was so upset with the way his girlfriend was treating him that angervation took over and he left her and bought a new car.

angervation by BFreshwa April 27, 2014

Abservation 

Looking and comparing midsections when out people watching.

Look at that hotties stomach! (Friend) Hey dude that's some serious bit of abservation!

Abservation by Paul Khanna June 27, 2008

Asperfation

The minimum allowable distance that is acceptable to fart in someone else's face.

Man, you just violated the ass-to-face ratio. That was just too close. Respect asperfation!

Asperfation by legendarymojito November 17, 2010

Assterbation 

The shameful process of grinding one's "derriere" into the groin area of their dance partner.

Mrs. Rode told us that if she sees any assterbation at the Christmas Dance, she's putting on her coat and leaving.

Assterbation by ChrissyFanB1 December 4, 2009

asserbating 

anal masterbating and self stimulation of the A spot which is located several centimeters into the anus.

I was disturbed to walk into the back room and catch him asserbating.

asserbating by trailerparkpenny July 17, 2006

assregation 

Segregating someone because of their ass.
The act of leaving out another woman in a group because of her ass.
Getting aggregated because another female has a nice shaped butt than you.

Sorry Becky we use assregation to chose the females for our high school dance team.
I must use assregation when I decide which girls can hang around my boyfriend.

assregation by assregation June 23, 2014