assdicted 

to be addicted to ass or booty

Man, that girl over there is so assdicting!
Look at Chris - he's staring at that girl's booty...he is soooo assdicted!

assdicted by Wanderingpig September 24, 2005

Voluntary assisted dying 

It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.

Voluntary assisted dying is the best way to kill yourself.

Voluntary assisted dying by OfficeMS July 16, 2023

Assisted Autofelletio 

Background: Autofelletio is the act of performing fellatio on one's self.

The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.

The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.

Bill: "Last night Jackie didn't want to give me a blow job but she helped me blow myself"

Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"

Bill: "Totally!"

Assisted Autofelletio by Jack Itoff December 22, 2010

Assdicting 

When that ass is addicting. Plain and simple.

A: Have you seen her booty lately?!
J: That booty is assdicting!

Assdicting by Keep The Glass San Diego March 13, 2017

overwatch addicted single 

This is a person who has no girlfriend/boyfriend. It is generally a Caucasian male with a buzz cut who will live with their parents and work in a fast food restaurant until they are 40-65 when they chug 35 cans of red bull and die.

Man you are such an overwatch addicted single innit fam.

overwatch addicted single by neek slayer October 1, 2017

Addicted to Quack 

Severe addiction to hunting waterfowl. Often leads to bankruptcy and a pissed off girlfriend.

I wish I was free this weekend but I’m addicted to quack.

Addicted to Quack by Crile October 30, 2023

Cone-Assisted Banter 

More commonly referred to as C.A.B.

To engage in banter whilst relying on the assistance of a stolen Birmingham city council traffic cone.

Most effective when directed at Bantagonists or Banter Biters

"Guys why is there a cone behind the door? I just bumped into it and almost dropped my waffles!"

M"For Cone-Assisted Banter!"

Cone-Assisted Banter by ***Welshy*** February 25, 2009