assdar 

For Women-Like Gaydar, but the uncanny ability to find and associate ones self with assholes.
For Men-The instinctive urge to check out the ass of every female visible.

Females
Sarah- I can never find a good man because i have a sensor in my head that when i see a guy who is an asshole i want him....i thin my brain is broken.
Andrew- No, you just have assdar.
Sarah- Whats that.
Andrew- Its like gaydar, just for finding assholes.
also
Sarah- Wow, why didn't my assdar pick up Jake in the first place. Andrew was right, i should listen to him more.

Males
Andrew- Taylor, why do you always look at girls ass's.
Taylor- dude, I can't help it, i have assdar.

assdar by the-is March 8, 2008

Assdar 

The skill that the best ass kissers or brown nosers have. The ability to look for opportunity to kiss as.

"How did the meeting go?" "It was fine until that kiss ass jumped in and started talking, now we just have more work." "He has such an Assdar

Assdar by ProfWS July 27, 2012

AssEar 

End result of wearing huge earrings which leaves large holes in the ear. Fixing the holes results in stitches that leave a scar that looks like an A-Hole.

Yo Michelle, Those earrings the size of a Double Stuff Oreo are going to give you AssEar

AssEar by Michelle1965 October 14, 2019

Assgard 

The utopia of asses. The one land all ass-warriors strive for when their time comes to an end. Only glory and butts await for the brave and bold in this golden heaven.

"He fell unconscious after touching such perfect ass. He knew that after such experience he could only await death, and hoped that he was worthy of ascending to Assgard with full honours."

Assgard by Jefedin January 5, 2014

Asscard 

The anal equivalent of a "VCard". One keeps their Asscard until penetrated anally.

"So last night during sex, Jim took my asscard by sticking his fingers inside my anus"

Asscard by WindowDominos March 7, 2010

sucks to your assmar 

A phrase uttered to an inferior ally, just before you switch teams/abandon them. Originally from "Lord of the Flies" in reference to the fat kid piggy, and his asthma, which was always slowing him down.

Jim:"I don't think I can make it George, you'll have to carry me to safety"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"

sucks to your assmar by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle 

The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.

"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle by kinglinesskrabs September 22, 2011