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2. asscrunchie
1. hardened feces stuck to your anus
Look at my cat he has an ass crunchie!
by jesus christ Sep 25, 2003 add a video
1. asscrunchie
1.) See John Kerry
2.) The act of providing yo ho wiff her first ass boning.
1.) Well, Buffy, I see that Asscrunchie Kerry is waffling on his so called platform again. Anymore pate left?
2.) Ima give Shaneequa an asscrunchie Saddy nite. I hopes her crack stank has improved and shit before then, Homes!
by fucwad Mar 18, 2004 add a video
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