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1. hardened feces stuck to your anus
Look at my cat he has an ass crunchie!
by jesus christ September 25, 2003

Words related to asscrunchie

john kerry
1.) See John Kerry
2.) The act of providing yo ho wiff her first ass boning.
1.) Well, Buffy, I see that Asscrunchie Kerry is waffling on his so called platform again. Anymore pate left?
2.) Ima give Shaneequa an asscrunchie Saddy nite. I hopes her crack stank has improved and shit before then, Homes!
by fucwad March 18, 2004