Asscrackers 

A mild exclamatory swear in the Squirrel tongue; similar to the English "damn."

"Asscrackers! I can't find my nuts!"

Asscrackers by S. Prime March 24, 2009

asscracker 

The poop that was missed when wiping your ass and left in the crack of your ass all day to become crusty.

Dude I got this huge asscracker!!!
Look at that asscracker.
you smell like an asscracker

asscracker by Craig Lebarron October 1, 2005

asscracker 

A black male wanting attention to his ass from a White man.

Damn that nigger is a asscracker.

asscracker by Codtank123 October 5, 2016

asscrackgervitis 

When someone has multiple asscracks.

Person 1: yo did you hear about bob?

Person2: no, what happened?

Person1: apparently he has asscrackgervitis!
Person2: ew dude!

asscrackgervitis by Flobro28 November 15, 2018

asscracker 

A white person who spends too much time around blacks and thus speaks Ebonics.

white guy 1 "yo maaan whachew doin?"
white guy 2 "I am not doing anything you Asscracker"

asscracker by shanesmokey October 26, 2005

asscracker 

Name of a ladies viscous raccoon

asscracker bit my finger

asscracker by aunt coll December 19, 2020

Asscracker 

A mixture of the words ass, and firecracker. It refers to a wild little hot chick who loves ass to mouth. Usually referring to a step sister or step mom, in some cases maybe even a step brother.

Wow I nailed my step-grandma last night. I never knew she was an asscracker

Asscracker by King boogy December 18, 2023