assclowned 

Def: The state of having been converted into an assclown; exhibiting or mimicking assclownish behavior; having been hannitized; emulating the behavior of an assclown (for example, any Faux News host, especially Sean Hannity).

Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.

My boyfriend assclowned-around, mimicking Sean Hannity.

assclowned by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

assclownish 

Behaving in the manner of an assclown; see Sean Hannity Donald Trump, or any Republican member-of-Congress for poignant examples.

More than 1,000 psychiatrists recently stated that Donald Trump's assclownish behavior is due to his malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), but, to borrow a trite Trumpism other "people say" it's mainly because he is a low-IQ person.

assclownish by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

Verizon Assclowns 

People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.

The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.

Verizon Assclowns by Jim Biggins November 6, 2012

assclownery 

An act, or series of acts, performed by an assclown, that would appear absolutely rediculous to a non assclown. Note: Assclownery may occassionally be committed by a non assclown. This usually occurs to a non assclown when they are experiencing a lack of sleep or lack of a caffeinated beverage. An Assclown which commits assclownery at an above average level is known as a feeb.

The amount of assclownery witnessed this morning was uncanny.

assclownery by Vinny D. January 15, 2003

Assclowns 

The kids at my school

God, I really can’t stand these assclowns I go to school at.

Assclowns by girlwithblackpecker December 30, 2017

Assclownery

Engaging in asinine, stupid, and contemptible behavior, resulting in pain and destruction.

The corporate administration's assclownery resulted in numerous criminal indictments and layoffs.

Assclownery by Iron Scepter May 15, 2026