asscano
When one decides to put a condom full of baking soda down his rectum. He then has vingear poured down the crack of his ass, into his anus, thus creating a volcanic explosion.
asscano by Ganstalicious69 September 8, 2006
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Asscano
Asscano by Volcanicpoops June 14, 2018
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Asscano eruption
This phenomenon mostly occurs in summer. When a person is naked and lying face down on the bed during sweating, the farts will spray sweat from the buttocks into the air, and the sweat loses heat as it moves through the air, reducing the temperature to below body temperature. Eventually, when the below-body-temperature sweat falls back on human skin (mainly the thighs), it creates a chill, and this phenomenon, known as Asscano Eruption, is perceived.
Asscano eruption by Respel Mallur July 21, 2022
asscan
(n)
Similar to a Leprechaun's Pot of Gold, an object of priceless value... Something you search endlessly for. The only catch is, you don't know what the fuck it is.
also, A universal word, similar to the word "skeet", which can be used to describe an object which one is in search for and cannot find.
see also, a word used to describe something that you own which has recently been tampered with
Similar to a Leprechaun's Pot of Gold, an object of priceless value... Something you search endlessly for. The only catch is, you don't know what the fuck it is.
also, A universal word, similar to the word "skeet", which can be used to describe an object which one is in search for and cannot find.
see also, a word used to describe something that you own which has recently been tampered with
"Yo nigga, where yo asscan at?"
"Where the fuck is my asscan at bro?"
"That nigga just shit in my asscan!"
"Dude! Who fucked my asscan?"
"Where the fuck is my asscan at bro?"
"That nigga just shit in my asscan!"
"Dude! Who fucked my asscan?"
asscan by DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD November 28, 2009
assanology
assanology by Milo_s September 25, 2020
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