asscano

When one decides to put a condom full of baking soda down his rectum. He then has vingear poured down the crack of his ass, into his anus, thus creating a volcanic explosion.
Who wants to do the asscano?
by Ganstalicious69 September 07, 2006
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Asscano

I became an asscano after eating those burritos.
by Volcanicpoops June 07, 2018
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flaming asscanos

taking a shit that burns your ass hole and singes the ass hairs
dude I have the flaming asscanos so bad I don't think I have a ass anymore
by itsme1978 October 21, 2013
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Asscano eruption

This phenomenon mostly occurs in summer. When a person is naked and lying face down on the bed during sweating, the farts will spray sweat from the buttocks into the air, and the sweat loses heat as it moves through the air, reducing the temperature to below body temperature. Eventually, when the below-body-temperature sweat falls back on human skin (mainly the thighs), it creates a chill, and this phenomenon, known as Asscano Eruption, is perceived.
Example: Fuck it! I just got a Asscano Eruption and it ruined my dinner!
by Respel Mallur July 21, 2022
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