by The random hobo under your hou September 11, 2019
Putting your bare asshole over someone's nose while they are sleeping causing them to wake up from lack of oxygen.
When they wake up, you fart.
When they wake up, you fart.
Paul passed out the other night from drinking too much bourbon so Randy decided to throw down the assblast asphyxia. Unfortunately for Paul, Randy had some Taco Bell earlier that day causing him to shart all over Paul's face.
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Basically someone who has no qualities of understanding that its not the best idea during the time, but you go with it anyway cause you have no concept over how to be a "responsible adult" and you bitch about anything because your in a position of power.
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