Assifieds

A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.

Dude, where did you find that cougar?

I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.

Assifieds by TheKirkness October 6, 2011

Assified 

To be made ass, by something that is already ass in state or being.

Bob became assified when he started to hang out with that asshole, Billy.

Assified by there are those who call me......Russ? February 21, 2003

assify; assified 

Assify
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid

Synonym: Shitty

1)Dont assify the situation.

2)Who assified the room?

3)That's one assified face!

assify; assified by T.A. August 5, 2004

assified 

when your ass has suddenly become so huge in such a short period of time...

omigosh... over the weekend i became assified...

assified by Bridster April 14, 2005

Ausafied 

Ausafied is a word filled with compassion and determination, it’s a word you say and immediately become the best at everything you do as well. If your name is Ausafied you’re probably the best at everything you do, probably get hella hoes and pussy. You got soo much girls and hot girls like corrina omg im gonna cum.

“I feel like a demo- Ausafied rn”

Ausafied by Ausafied November 22, 2020