assadue

when your shit hits the water in your toilet and the shit/residue splashes back upon your ass.

while taking a nice dump your poop hits the water and the water proceeds to splash all over your ass. You've been assadued!!!!

assadue by vanity wit a big dick January 17, 2009

assaded 

assaded refers to bait and switch videos in which an action is interrupted by images of Syrian president Bashar al-Assad while the song "Nhan Rjaleak Rame Kzoaar" ("God, Syria and Bashar!") play

bro, justin trudeau just assaded me

assaded by ioannes1 September 2, 2022

Assadullah 

A guy with a tendency to cling or be obsessed with chick flicks, particularly 500 Days of summer and the Notebook.
Relatively attractive, extremely sensitive, with a laid-back/mellow musical taste

See that hairy kid over there? He's such an Assadullah

Assadullah by Conditioner Scent March 22, 2010