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A school we’re all the wannabe Worcester kids go. This school is filled with weed smokers and juulers. The generic “hoe cheerleader dates football boy” is the definition of this school. Girls will only date kids 4 years older than them at this school. The population is mostly white with a few blacks every once and a while.
Assabet is we’re im gonna go for cosmetology
Assabet by Skittles194 April 16, 2019
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A vocational high school in Marlboro, Massachusetts.

Quite possibly one of the worst schools in the state.

Preppy white kids or Brazilian gang bangers are the majority here. But there is a small minority of Blacks and Hispanics.
The school is known throughout eastern MA as a drug infested hellhole full of future criminals.
Max: I hate Assabet! Them Brazilian dudes just tried to give me weed for FREE! How fucked up is that!!
Jake: That school sucks, man. You need to transfer!
Assabet by Metalhead83 September 23, 2011

assabitize 

To order or categorize people by increments of poor character. The extent to which individuals in a group are assholes. Assabitization or re-assabitization is the process of assabitizing. Most often, the terms are used to refute or challenge undue insult.
"You sir are an ass!"
"Don't be so quick to assabitize. I'm a nice person!"
OR
"I demand a re-assabitization!"

assametized 

A state of hypnosis a man gets into when staring at a womens ass.(especially a very attractive womans)
Man that hot model has me assametized!
assametized by sgrenzow September 1, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026