A person who has a hairy (bum) or (ass) is said to have an ass-tash - which is basically a (mustache) on somebody's (ass)
ass licker : oh my god! - you didn't tell me you have an ass-tash!
ass lickee : oh sorry I forgot to shave it
ass lickee : oh sorry I forgot to shave it
by peter 4skin eater August 12, 2007