ass-straw 

Someone who likes the ass juice.

Your such an ass-straw!
Dude your boss is an ass-straw...

ass-straw by Xer0 July 2, 2003

sucks ass thru a straw 

for when u think things really can't get any worse
a situation or person is very disappointing, annoying, upsetting, substandard, displeasing, unfulfilling

my job sucks ass thru a straw!
also see sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw

sucks ass thru a straw by jobsworth February 15, 2005

sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw 

for when u think things can't get any worse . . . .and then they do!

(after a very bad day at work) my job sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
also see sucks ass thru a straw

sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw by jobsworth February 15, 2005

Strawberry ass blast 

A specific way to consume an illigal powdered narcotic by applying a desired amount into the crack of another counterpart to assume that he/she will emit flagellants to aid in the consumption of the narcotic substance which in turn can potentially give you pink eye

" did you find jerry? He had 10 strawberry ass blast's last night I wonder if he is ok?

Strawberry ass blast by Rico the zaddy June 26, 2017

Strawberry ass dude 

Strawberry ass dude nigga who gets played by bitches and they niggas

Got this strawberry ass dude paying me and my niggas bills.

Strawberry ass dude by TheBayCA June 12, 2018

strawberry ass

when your strawberry thick as hell you go for the chunky ass

Veronica: Are you going to eat the strawberry ass????????????
Becky: Yes and i will enjoy it and wheres Karen.....

strawberry ass by strawberry ass June 16, 2020