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sucks ass thru a straw 

for when u think things really can't get any worse
a situation or person is very disappointing, annoying, upsetting, substandard, displeasing, unfulfilling
my job sucks ass thru a straw!
also see sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
sucks ass thru a straw by jobsworth February 15, 2005

sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw 

for when u think things can't get any worse . . . .and then they do!
(after a very bad day at work) my job sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
also see sucks ass thru a straw

Strawberry ass blast 

A specific way to consume an illigal powdered narcotic by applying a desired amount into the crack of another counterpart to assume that he/she will emit flagellants to aid in the consumption of the narcotic substance which in turn can potentially give you pink eye
" did you find jerry? He had 10 strawberry ass blast's last night I wonder if he is ok?

Strawberry ass dude 

Strawberry ass dude nigga who gets played by bitches and they niggas
Got this strawberry ass dude paying me and my niggas bills.
Strawberry ass dude by TheBayCA June 12, 2018

strawberry ass

when your strawberry thick as hell you go for the chunky ass
Veronica: Are you going to eat the strawberry ass????????????
Becky: Yes and i will enjoy it and wheres Karen.....
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026