firing off some ass missels 

when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.

oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels

firing off some ass missels by [e-mail] February 2, 2009

Fiping Ass

Adj. Someone's state of incessant, persistent ridiculousness, typically involving humor that lies somewhere between idiotic and genius.

N. The Ass of one who is currently in the aforementioned state.

Adj. Marcus is over there Fiping Ass right now. Someone go tell him to stop.

N. Marcus's Fiping Ass needs to quit being so craaayyzaaayy.

Fiping Ass by Fiper Bingzoid March 3, 2026

asspiring

adj referring to an attempt at something at which you failed completely

I was an asspiring writer once.

asspiring by DianeF November 13, 2007

asspiring

verbal adj. describing an attempt you made at something which completely failed and you look like a complete loser.

I was an asspiring writer once.

asspiring by Rhiana October 26, 2007

Asspiring Failure 

A phrase to describe someone who is failing at life.

Oh, you see that kid there, the one who stares at cat pics in class? He's an Asspiring Failure.

Asspiring Failure by Gan12Maglev August 17, 2022