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Educational Ass Beating 

An ass beating so bad the recipient actually learns something.
Boy I'm gonna give you an educational ass beating!
Educational Ass Beating by Tcgray93 February 10, 2018

Kamikaze ass beating 

When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges
Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating

Fruit ass beating 

a drink composed of straight vodka mixed with fruit punch mio
I'd like to order a fruit ass beating please
Fruit ass beating by Jerry mayn September 12, 2021

Selective Ass Beating 

When someone is being jumped (using someone stronger than the each group member individually) the person would choose one person through hating them the most or just at chance and give selectively kick his ass.
"Jason was jumped by 4 people but gave Micheal a selective ass beating"

beating ass

to beat up, mostly in the ass region. Happens most frequently with a homosexual or bisexual male getting mad at another male and beating their ass, perhaps even attempting to rape.
"Kenny was beating ass again."
"Did he use his finger?"
"No, Fist......"
beating ass by Kenny Foreman February 22, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026