That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.
I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.
by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 9, 2011
by ass_scratcher420 December 1, 2020
When a human takes a sun dryed cob of corn and wipes fecal matter and other things that cause itching from it's anus.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.
by harry flashman July 4, 2003