ass pulling 

When managers start pulling shit out of their ass to get the job done without proper reason.

If we keep up this ass pulling, this will be a total cluster fuck.

ass pulling by WasteManagement September 7, 2008

Ass Pulling Literature 

Also known as Advanced Procrastination Literature or AP Lit. for short, is a high school class for "gifted" seniors who are supposedly extremely intelligent. In reality, these students have simply mastered the art of Bull-Shitting their way through English for the last 3-5 years of their lives. They just pull ideas out of their ass and write a fancily worded essay the night before and get A's on everything.

Giorgio: Oh my gosh Adam! How do you have an A in Advanced Placement Literature
Adam: It is actually called Ass Pulling Literature, I just wrote this essay that I got a 100% on last night
Vanessa: Me Too! These ideas came straight out of my asshole!

Ass Pulling Literature by barisaxy11 October 20, 2013

pulling ass

Having sexual intercourse. More specifically, 'pulling ass' means to pick up partners triumphantly or with ease, often after doing something attractive. To be smooth and have it lead to sex.

Brandon was such a good actor in the play tonight -- he must be pulling ass right now.

pulling ass by Ben Mepham October 29, 2007

pulling an ass pen

1. To cease all contact with a very close friend with no explanation whatsoever.

2. To be an overall shitty friend.

"Yeah...Valerie keeps pulling an ass pen on me..."
"That really sucks man."

pulling an ass pen by a good better friend March 18, 2017

Pulling My Ass 

A ghettofabulous way of saying :getting on my nerves.

Moshika: Ay gurlll, you know keisha...she wuz tryin to steal my--
Janequiea: Ay bitch, quit pulling my ass!!!

(then they fight)

Pulling My Ass by Movie Girl October 23, 2009

Pulling shit out of my ass 

When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.

"Who stole my ipod???"

"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"

"WTF??"

"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."

Pulling shit out of my ass by Chinamartgoer November 21, 2009

sheet pulling up the ass 

Sucking the front so good it pulls from the back

sheet pulling up the ass: she sucked my dick so hard that it pulled the sheets up my ass from the suction

sheet pulling up the ass by ABCPimp August 25, 2011