ass patting 

The act of re-assuring someone everything will be ok and no need to panic.

Example 1:

Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.

Example 2:

Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!

ass patting by nypaliguy January 21, 2010

Putting a foot up your ass 

This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.

If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.

Putting a foot up your ass by ELove7hunnid November 20, 2018

Putting a foot up your ass 

This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.

If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.

Putting a foot up your ass by ELove7hunnid November 20, 2018

Putting something hot up in that ass 

The above definition was not meant to be sexual, it was meant purely as an act of violence in which a heated up steel rod is inserted into the asshole, thereby "welding" off the evacuation door from the intestine, and in conclusion... preventing the extrication of needless minerals from the body which eventually will prevent further digestion of food, KILLING the victim.

Nigger. There I said it. God dammit fuck this length bullshit!

Putting something hot up in that ass by lazirus July 6, 2004

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass 

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass is when you go to a dangerous hood dominated by enemy gangs.

I'm going to be putting the penis in a sheep's ass and go to the hood of the enemy gang.

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024

Asswatting 

When someone wipes there butt hole during a discord call.

Julian stop Asswatting on call it stinks!

Asswatting by totty itty March 16, 2020

asshatting 

To place one's ass upon another person's head. This is usually used when aggravated, or when one is being an asshat, hence the name. Verb: to asshat.

Person 1: "John just spilled my drink!"

Person 2: "What are you gonna do about it?"

Person 1: "Give him a good asshatting?"

asshatting by munleymunleyandcartwright November 4, 2012