A BLU Scout from Team Fortress 2 with slightly darker clothes who uses the Warhammer of Zillyhoo to BONK everyone who comes too close, he lives in a soda can and moves by sliding on the ground, making WHOO noises.
"I am Ass Pancakes, I am gonna BONK! you"
by DanYami July 30, 2017
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Maan she really does have a great set of ass pancakes, shez flat.
by ren walkero September 25, 2008
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The Ass Pancake is when you get Aunt Jemima pancake batter and you put it on the stove, preferably medium heat. You then stick your ass on it, and wait about 1 and a half to 2 minutes. As you lift your ass, you will discover that the batter has become a pancake, ON YOUR ASS! You may now pick off the bits of pancake, on your ass. ENJOI!
I was fucking this girl, and I ate the ass pancake on her ass
by DLEW August 25, 2007
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When something is (or looks) very bad, usually poorly constructed.
That set looked like ass with pancakes, a three year old could have built it better.
by WillTheTD June 22, 2004
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When a woman with a flabby ass presses it into your face. This could be done to anally motorboat, perform analingus or cunnilingus. Can be used in both a positive and negative sense.
"How did things with that girl go last night?"
1) "They went well until she gave me the ass potato pancake"
or

2) "It was pretty dull until she gave me the ass potato pancake...then it was awesome!"
by SubUrban Drummer March 20, 2010
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A, sometimes big, but flat and disgustingly sagging ass. Normally while fat black women just plain have big, round asses, most overweight white women tend to have pancake asses. Sick.
Reggie: Ewww, Tommy, we saw you hittin' on that pancake ass bitch outside the club last night, what's gotten into you fool?
Tommy: Shut up and pass the syrup.
by Steagles February 13, 2006
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