Ass-nine 

Noun: A girl who's body is sexy but her face is truley ugly. You would rate her body a nine and her face an ass.

-Shit. That girl's ass and tits are fine but her face is disgusting.

-That would mean she's an Ass-Nine!

Ass-nine by natedawggg March 23, 2008

ass-in-nine 

the rare, superlative idiot that constitutes the statistic ass within nine people.

A: Dude did you just hear that!
B: Such an ignorant comment.
A: Yeah, he's definitely the ass-in-nine.

ass-in-nine by jammyjam55 December 24, 2008

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed). 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed). by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine 

Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine

Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine

Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 22, 2025

assnine 

A word used to describe anything that is stupid, inappropriate, lacking, or just not necessary. Also can describe someone who is full of themselves.

1. The sluggish way I was running today was assnine...

2. I'm not going to say his name, but D is so assnine that its annoying.

assnine by newguyontheblock October 9, 2008

assnine 

1. A word commonly used to describe stupid or annoying people and/or the way they act.

1. Seriously, when will D realize how assnine everyone thinks he is?

assnine by oldmaninacircle October 10, 2008