ass mongrol 

1. One who lurks the shadows in search of homosexual congress.

person1: "Ass mongrol!"
person2: "You're the ass mongrol!"

ass mongrol by Goffery Hagaligus January 7, 2008

ass mongrel 

anal bitch, generally. some one who pays too much attention to things that don't posess any qualities worth paying attention to. consequently, an ass mongrel's presence is less than appreciated, due to being such a tool.

Dude, I was working with Dave the other day, and he fucking narc'd me out for not wearing my name tag to LuAnn. (mumble mumble dumb bitch)

Man, he's such an Ass Mongrel.

ass mongrel by neoprisonr March 22, 2004

ass mongrul

an itch in the anus or a name for a little brother

god damnitt this assmongrul is killing me

or

You little ass mongrul give me back my cds.

ass mongrul by Puncy August 9, 2005

Ass Mongol 

Used to describe a barbarian who raids the asses of others, men, women or children.

The horde of Ass Mongols came in and brutally raped the buttox of each person.

Ass Mongol by Batman's Cousin July 20, 2008

ass mongol 

One who likes to screw other men. Can be used on anybody gay or straight.

Jimmy is an ass mongol

ass mongol by Tyler February 16, 2005

mongolian ass eater 

A meme that was based off of a tweet that @kaegann made about having a very large spider on his neck, that became widely known on tumblr.

The term is used to describe an unusually large, and creepy-looking bug that may or may not be able to kill you, and may or may not inspire you to burn down your house.

- The actual start of the term -

onlyblackgirl: what the fuck is that
sayayedarbi: It's either a spider or a crab
malik-sad: It’s a Mongolian Ass Eater, it’s a very dangerous and deadly bug, he should thank God he survived that encounter.

mongolian ass eater by ealthia January 18, 2017

mongolian ass pirate 

Arse bandit with slanty eyes. Typically of Russian extraction or thereabouts.

EG you fur booted Ruskie. Stop trying to stick your cock in my arse. You're behaving like a right Mongolian Ass Pirate.

mongolian ass pirate by banditterritory May 17, 2014