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When your asshole is so destroyed from over-penetration that it has big dangling lips.
"I can pick dimes up off the sidewalk with my ass lips."
by Fake Pete November 04, 2006
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When a women wears shorts that are too small and the bottom of her ass sticks out.
When that chick walks away, you totally notice her ass lips.
by e-rock1 October 22, 2005
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The large fleshy protrusions surrounding the asshole. Sometimes referred to as cheeks.
Yo, that honey's got some phat asslips.
by MC DonkeyPunch November 28, 2006
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If your ass could speak the cheeks would serve as lips.

An asslip is one who makes absurd verbal representations, all the while full of, what they know to be bullshit.

Hence, because a person excretes absurdities meant for their ass, through their lips, everything that is said or done by them is considered shit.

Plural- Asslips
Singular- Asslip
*Can be used as a Noun, Verb, Adverb or Pro-noun or any other grammatical term.
Example 1-
Person 1: Did you hear what he just did!?
Person 2: Yeah, what an Asslip.

Example 2-
Person 1: Lets go and get Ari, he is taking so damn long..
Person 2: Hey, what’s taking you so long Asslips!?
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Mark has an ass lip due to kissing ass.
by Jesse Welch April 23, 2003
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A person who's lips look like an ass.
People who have ass lips are more attractive.
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(noun)1. A severe Kiss-ass!
2. See kissass.
Goddammit,look at that asslips Mike sucking up to the boss for saturdays off!
by E. Ave November 07, 2005
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