ass lancing 

violent anal sexual intercourse where no contact between the individuals is allowed other than the contact between the rectum and phallus

Nicky had to run to the ER because of the ass lancing he took last night...or...Being a shy person, Oliver enjoyed ass lancing because it took away the personal side of sex.

ass lancing by Griphftor July 5, 2006

ass lancing 

Literally to joust someones asshole.

Wow, last nights ass lancing hurt like a bitch.

ass lancing by dwts25 December 7, 2006

hell ass laughing 

unique way of saying lmfao; something angry midgets would say

MAYGAN I'm hell ass laughing 😂💀😩😭🖕🏿

hell ass laughing by cunnilingus4000 April 20, 2022

Ass-lancing 

Something utterly annoying, irritating, and bothersome, all at the same time.

Ugh reality TV is ass-lancing.

Ass-lancing by skittlesqueen February 20, 2003

laughing ass

Just happy ass, stupid ass

Laughing ass nigga

laughing ass by Mk23Aka November 5, 2014

Laughing my fucking ass off 

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period

LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

Laughing my fucking ass off by lovelifeallday February 24, 2012

laughing with my ass 

Expression originating from Turkey which is used to describe something either unrealistic or completely idiot.

- Do you know how much Brandon wants to sell his car?
- Well, I heard about $5000...
- Uh, I am laughing with my ass!!! His car is a complete garbage!!!

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- The lady says she will sell her store in one month
- Damn, I am laughing with my ass... This silly cow does not know anything about business... This is impossible!

laughing with my ass by patchoun' October 10, 2009