a face like a fist full of ass holes 

An extremely ugly person.

I ended up sitting on a plane next to a guy with a face like a fist full of ass holes.

a face like a fist full of ass holes by ddooley January 7, 2008

Shove your fist in your ass 

Solution to every problem.

I was in debt from back-owed taxes, so I asked foned what to do, and he said, "Shove your fist in your ass!" So I did, and guess who isnt in debt anymore...

Shove your fist in your ass by Nullops August 16, 2003

Ass-Fistey Wank 

Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.

''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?''

''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''

''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''

''Bingo, flaccid sir''

Ass-Fistey Wank by Kieth Kieth May 27, 2008

ass fister

1) An insult used commonly behind someones back to describe them as a person.
2) An insult used in a heated debate

1) "Dude, Troy is an ass fister."
2)
Man 1: "your mom"
Man 2: "yeah, great comeback ass fister"

ass fister by JNEWME August 13, 2005

ass fisting 

The act of not getting hired when you were better than all of the competition.

Wow, that chatvilla crew really gave you an ass fisting when you didn't get enough votes. Fuckin bastards they are.

ass fisting by OklahomaCp January 31, 2007

10,000 Fists Up Corporate Music's Ass 

When an alternative rock band, once hitting it fairly big due with an original sound, sells out out to a more pop-y sound to sustain fame

Disturbed's old albums were amazing, but their new stuff has totally joined the 10,000 Fists Up Corporate Music's Ass

10,000 Fists Up Corporate Music's Ass by JenJen2.0 October 24, 2010

fistify your ass

to put a fist in... well your ass.

p1) you wanna gimme a dollar?
p2) you want me to fistify your ass right now?!

fistify your ass by Shea December 11, 2003