Ass Duritos 

Male term for anally contracted HPV

"i now have to take medication for my Ass Duritos"

"Beware Ass Duritos, always use a condom"

Ass Duritos by Signal December 9, 2012

Dank ass Doritos 

Dank ass Doritos. Used to describe how great or good your Doritos are.

person 1 : Hay, Yo, M8 let me get some of those Dank ass Doritos

person 2 : Na fam these my Dank ass Doritos. Get your own.

Dank ass Doritos by FLASHTHESTROBE October 30, 2015

assurito 

the basic smell of a mexican...ass and burritos put together

hmm...smells like assuritos...where's the mexican??

assurito by how bout i don't put my name October 12, 2003

assdorito 

A true fucking retard. Generally used when someone is doing something stupid, but not stupid enough to illicit harsher language.

Steve: Hey check out that girl, I'm gonna go take her purse
John: Don't be an assdorito

assdorito by Klevo April 20, 2008

assurito 

The act of shoving your hand in your anus in order to clear out a clogged turd. It's thrown upon the floor violently and sounds as if a burrito had just fallen off a table

The pain was too great for Steve when he couldn't motivate a bowel movement. He decided an assurito was the only way out of his predicament and plunged his hand deep until his colon was once again free.

assurito by digitaldevil August 27, 2007

assurito 

What a mexican smells like. A mix between ass and burrito.

Damn, that mexican smells like assurito. He must be alergic to soap and water.

assurito by Cody October 12, 2003