ass dollar 

A form of currency. A payment of 1 ass dollar constitutes the debt collector taking 1 thrust in and out of the paying party's anus.

"Did you hear the ass dollar is up against the pound. Now would be a good time to pay your debts with the minimum of tearage."
"I have the money right here, please don't hurt me!"

ass dollar by KevinStuttgard February 6, 2007

Iraqi-ass-dollar 

The act of creasing any denomination of paper currency the long way; placing the bill between one's ass cheecks. This must be held for a period no less than 30 minutes prior to exchanging for goods or services.

While riding to purchase a jeep Cherokee, a 1 hour 45 minute drive away, my cousin informed me he had a surprise. Before arriving on our long car ride he pulls over counts his hundred dollar bills and says one is missing. Pulls one out of his ass and says my "Iraqi-ass-dollar!!! Let's ride!!!"

Iraqi-ass-dollar by Reyer December 24, 2012

Million Dollar Ass 

A woman's ass so fine; so symmetric that each step renders a slight shimmer that enhances her legs. The million dollar ass is quite rare and when spotted is instantly seared into the brain forever.

Hey Paco, yesterday I saw a babe with a million dollar ass.

You shitten me?

Million Dollar Ass by skinnyblack2 June 2, 2014

Sit yo five dollar ass down 

Means you love yo girlfriend

"Bae, sit yo five dollar ass down before I make change"

Sit yo five dollar ass down by Deeznuts713 April 13, 2017

Dollar up the ass

Money wasted on something ridiculous, like wiping your butt.

Johnnie: I just bought some new Jake Paul merch! Now I can show everyone that I'm a big Jake Pauler!
Gary: That's another dollar up the ass.

Dollar up the ass by dickey6969 June 17, 2018

asscollar 

A person whose head is so far up their ass that their ass is actually around their neck.

He was Just a moron until he graduated to being an asscollar

asscollar by GrannyGordon December 2, 2017