ass crunchies

dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.

e.g: yo bicth you gotta get your ass crunchies washed

by lb49cj July 21, 2006

crunchy ass

Someone who is sleep deprived or stressed there for making them crabby and/or cranky and unpleasant for other people to be around

It would be easier to talk to you if your crunchy ass would get some sleep!

by Monique R October 18, 2008

A weak ass motherfucker. Anyone one named Jay spits and Thee MG

You a crunchy ass nigga

by Infinite Errection December 11, 2014