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1) a complete dill weed who looks at your girlfriends ass
by CUNGALUNGA July 11, 2012
One who cobbles the ass. A repairman specializing in shoddy work on the ass of others, generally a poor Halo player.
That ass cobbler was camping behind the same rock again.

He was such an ass cobbler that he broke my hot rod!
by Yoshida May 03, 2004