ass candy

Noun. A rather good looking piece of ass. Ass that is nice to look at. Ass that is perfect in every way that attract the eye of the public. Like eye candy, except focused on the ass, opposed to the whole good looking person.

Jen has such a great ass, she's some ass candy man

ass candy by r.a.g August 25, 2007

ass candy

It is a cocktail. It contains 3 oz amaretto almond liqueur and 12 oz cherry cola.

Rachel: What are you drinking, there?
Joey: Ass Candy.
Ross: Give me a glass of that!

ass candy by FriendsFan2006 June 20, 2009

ass candy

comes from the word Ashkandi which in World of Warcraft is a nice two handed weapon

ashkandi or :ass candy" droped last night and my guild is still bitching aboutit

ass candy by pecial August 16, 2006

ass candy

A nickname for a hemorrhoid or laxative suppository.

1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.

2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.

ass candy by Genuine Nerd June 12, 2008

Ass Candy

A Dutch hard or soft candy, or lollipop that at first appears and tastes sweet, but evolves into something truly disgusting and terrifying. Found at most Dutch candy stores, as well as at select restaurants disguised as after dinner mints or sweets.

"Hey Brooney! how is that brown lollipop you got after dinner?"

"Ugh, typical Dutch ass candy"

Ass Candy by Yaotai August 26, 2009

ass candy

a super hot or gorgeous guy/girl

OMG! That was some major yummy ass candy we saw at the concert.

ass candy by Bananny June 10, 2009

ass candy

Someone who is otherwise their bosses minion or piss boy. A yes man.
Can also behave like an ass bucket or ass rachet.

Dave just repeats what his boss Joe says and does. Dave is Joe's ass candy!

ass candy by SrTim May 4, 2006