Top Definition
The jelly beans left at the bottom of a container, becuase they are all the worst flavors.
Example 1
Guy 1: Can I grab some of your jelly beans?
Guy 2: Sure, but they're all ass beans.
Guy 1: Fuck that, those are trash.

Guy 1: Damnit 5th buttered popcorn in a row.
Guy 2: Looks like were hitting the ass beans.
Guy 1: Ass beans are the WOAT.
by jomasta May 26, 2009
Beans from ones ass. Often used when somthign unwanted occurs.
Aww assbeans i lost my car keys.
by Alex Trebek July 21, 2003
the result of too much anal sex, skittle sized cum covered peices of poo
by Anonymous July 20, 2003
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