something you sit on
girl: eww did you just fart?!?!
boy: no
*boy looks under cloth*
boy: no my ass just sat on it
girl: oooh thats still nasty
by iJERKimHiP July 20, 2010

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Another word for booty
Another name for an ass.
Shake your booty tonight on the dance floor.
by zara irani April 13, 2009

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An insignificant amount of something. The object in question is placed in the blank. Comes from the term ass change
Girl 1: I just ate a whole box of cookies!
Girl 2: How many cookies are in a box?
Girl 1: 10.. but they're big cookies!
Girl 2: That's it? That's ass-cookies!

Dude 1: I had to read so much for SOSC last night
Dude 2: How much?
Dude 1: 40 pages of Marx' Communist Manifesto
Dude 2: Thats it? Dude, that's ass-Marx.

Floridian: It's so cold outside!
Chicagoan: What's the temperature?
Floridian: 40 degrees with wind-chill
Chicagoan: That's not cold, that's ass-weather!
by Danny_bro_chill November 25, 2007

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A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person...
He's such an ass, my gosh, you'd think he'd know that wasn't a toilet....
by Sasha July 23, 2003

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2 soft cheeks on the back of a boy (with a hole in between them) used for whipping repeatedly till they become red for 'misconduct'.
Jack got his ass whooped today by Mr. Ben
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by WannaSniffHisFeet April 18, 2017

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Some one who is a bitch that uses people and is insensitive.
My ex is a ass
don't trust him/her there a ass
by saveg potatoeast February 19, 2017

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1. a donkey or mule
2. a butt or annoying person
3. winfield
Winfield is an ass.
by Farina Inked February 18, 2017

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