ass pro

An ass pro is someone who has
a) a very professional attitude about his ass
b) has a very professional looking ass
c) has a profession that involves taking it up the ass.

"Dad, I wanna become an ass pro!"

by arsebum October 16, 2009

Pro Ass Shop

A Pro Ass Shop is a rip-off sex store of pro bass shop. They sell mighty cocks.

Jay: Hey wanna go to Pro Bass Shop they sell poles and hooks?

Navied: Nah let’s go to Pro Ass Shop they sell hookers on polls!!

by Masturbatorium lover June 3, 2021

Ass pro shops

A shop where you buy lingerie, fishing poles, and they have a master bait shop

I'm going to ass pro shops to get some fishing tackle to catch me some pussycatfish

by D Flawless August 19, 2022