When one person shits into a cup and then wraps the other person's penis around it and begans to have Oral sex with it.
Oh yeah, my Girlfriend gave me some California Ass Cream two nights ago!
by werdtobigbird June 2, 2009
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when a woman is deep throating a man, and he hits her uvula with his cock. this causes her to gag and puke in his dick hole. afterwards, he procedes to fuck her. when he busts, and she creams, the man pulls out as the fluids drip and flow into her ass. the woman then shits in the man's mouth in a swirling motion.
I went to rita's yesterday. your mom gave me some soft served ass cream. it tasted like shit
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A person who gets everything he/she wants without need to work for it.
by dontcallmealiar October 16, 2017
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A build up of poop bits, sweat, and general wraunch that builds up between your butt cheeks on a hot summer day. Can also occur if one doesn't wipe thoroughly enough.

AKA: Butt Cheese, Crack Cheddar
I got some serious cream ass.
by babydog February 6, 2008
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The <3 commmonly used on AIM or blogs to represent a heart. (Does it not look like an ice cream cone full of ass?) Triple scoops and double scoops indicate lotsa love.
I ass ice cream cone you

You are a double scoop of ass ice cream cone
by NeenaNika June 20, 2006
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Heavy cream ass can be defined as an insult, or term to describe someone who is heavy and has cream in their ass. It could also be used as a sexual term for Cumming in someone.
Guy 1: You see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Your crush Tory?
Guy 1: we're not just crushes now, we've taken things much higher
Guy 2: Oh yeah?
Guy1: I gave her a massive Heavy cream ass last night~
Guy 2: Nice!
by Average DemonCore Fucker December 2, 2022
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The intense pain immediately following hyperkinetic anal penetration from a DQ Buster Bar. This is usually administered as punishment for any number of wrongdoings. Obviously no lube is administered to the receiver in order to facilitate maximum pain.
Luke continually failed to learn how to party and as a result received a vicious ice cream ass ache administered by all five of his roommates.
by Dale Johnson November 21, 2007
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