Ass-Rice

The white fragments of toilet tissue that get tangled in the hair around the anus after a particularly wet bowel movement. Unless removed immediately, ass-rice can cause great discomfort.

"The toilet tissue in the public bathroom is so cheap! Not only does my finger break through it but I have to spend several painful minutes picking out the ass-rice left behind."

by sketchpad September 12, 2009

ass rice

contrived from the phrase "that's right"
usually said quickly

Tinsley: I heard you liked to party

Sara: ASS RICE

by milkymilk December 3, 2010

long ass rice

A synonym for noodles, as heard on Parks & Recreation.

I love eating at that Chinese place, they have the best long ass rice you'll ever eat.

Long ass rice? What's that?

Noodles. You're kidding right? Long ass rice are noodles......are you fucking high?

by Fred Ledge September 26, 2011