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1.
The white fragments of toilet tissue that get tangled in the hair around the anus after a particularly wet bowel movement. Unless removed immediately, ass-rice can cause great discomfort.
"The toilet tissue in the public bathroom is so cheap! Not only does my finger break through it but I have to spend several painful minutes picking out the ass-rice left behind."
by sketchpad September 12, 2009
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2.
contrived from the phrase "that's right"
usually said quickly
Tinsley: I heard you liked to party

Sara: ASS RICE
by milkymilk December 03, 2010
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