The belief that asprin can and will cure all ailments in the known universe.
Also, a term that implies general annoyance at being told someone else's every worry/suffering.
girl1: "My life is over, Tiffany just got that boy I like!"

girl2: Apply asprin to affected area.
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Man that was just hit by a bus: "OH GOD!! MY! FUCKING! LEG!"

Man that just hit him: "I don't have any medical training, but I've got some asprin!
Don't Worry you'll be fine!"

man that was just hit by a bus: "JUST FUCKING KILL ME!!!"
by Ultimate Idiot April 27, 2014
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weed, green, marijuana, grass, reafer, pot, dope, ganja, brocolli, mary jane, MJ, purple haze, kush, chronic, super sonic, strawberry cough, candy...
"o dude you buy yours?!!!"

"Ya"
"well I have my own home grown asprin"
by LancesGirl03 May 11, 2010
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Someone who is so obsessed with "weiner pockets",that they take asprin and jack peoples crackers.

your mother is a asprin cracker jacker.
by Chris Garn, Al Herr September 26, 2007
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