asplode

It has been predicted that in the year 2000, all computers that have not been run over by the (bound to happen) Monster Tuck Relay, will asplode. Although this time is far off and may be a waist of time thinking of, for it is the business of our children, as the amount of personal computers calculates, so does athe amount of things that will be asploding. An asplosion is like an explosion but very pixelated. Science warns of this era and we enter the 80's with caution.

Homestar: I'm not gonna lie to you, he flew away.
Strongmad: I have a funny hat!!!
Strongbad: MY HEAD ASPLODE!
Bubs: He jumped some of my busses!

by Dr Quentin Q. Quinn April 22, 2005

asplode

A mixture of explode and implode. Something that asplodes does both at the same time.

If you do not eat choco-tacos your head will asplode!!!

by wolfeboro staff August 28, 2008

asplode

when your ass explodes

I was takin a shit last night and i had an asplode.

by bob joe jim and kimmy July 15, 2005