A superior being, while deficient in chaotic morasses such as small-talk, inferior double-standard-laden customs and values trumpeted by Neurotypicals, and deciphering Neurotypical body-language, more than makes up for it with a sharp, penetrating mind that is highly adept at developing an intense focus on a subject giving them a near-savant level of proficiency, an inborn sense of principles that allows them to develop practically consistent characteristics and values, and an ability to reason independently, reducing their susceptibility to dogma, acceptance of groundless assertions, and the hazards of groupthink.
The eccentric man with the encyclopaedic knowledge, monotone voice, and static facial expression must be an Aspie.
by Magnus Odious October 24, 2006
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A person (like me) with Aspergers Syndrome and probably the most creative but most socially struggling kind of person that can fit in. Also the best kind of person. Aspergers Syndrome is on the autism spectrum ASD. And if you insult us you are a stupid b***h.
Me: Hi i’m an aspie.
Random B***h: Lol autistic person, you stupid.
Me: No we better than you stupid normie.

(Mind you i’m 12 right now and we may say our age for clarification just because, so thats another aspie trait for you.
by SliceJosiah January 13, 2020
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Someone who has Asperger's Syndrome. Also someone who seems like they have Asperger's Syndrome. For example Bill Gates.
"Man that kid's strange, he must be an aspy."
by Harmonica Dude July 20, 2010
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Aspies are mysterious, intelligent, rather ungraceful, and eccentric humans with obsessive tendencies, critical intellectual, creative and/or artistic abilities, an impaired "sixth sense", and a certain innate immunization against groupthink. They may not always behave or respond like you expect, but they're still cool and interesting people.
My cousin is an Aspie. She's a bit weird and lonely, but very studious and intelligent. Her room is full of science stuff and arts, and she did the recital at my aunt's funeral. She was in the top 1000 SAT scores of the state this year.
by PorcupineCanadian June 23, 2018
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A person diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome. Sometimes considered by haters as elitist bastards.
Pokemon franchise creator Satoshi Tajiri is officially diagnosed as an Aspie.
by 1983parrothead June 26, 2011
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1. A person with Asperger’s who is also a RationalWiki editor
2. A insult to people without Asperger’s
Person 1: Hey Aspie!
Person 2: I do not know if I am a Aspie or a person with high-functioning autism, since both overlap.
Person 3: Hey Person 1, you love science, so you’re an Aspie!
Person 1 and 2: Person 1 is normal and I (Person 2) am a Aspie!
by Qorptocx March 22, 2019
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Someone with Asperger Syndrome or mild autism. Originates from the many tard tales of 4chan's /b/ (random) board. Gained popularity due to the popularity of tard tales and the well known fact that many of /b/'s users are aspies.

Can be used in a derogatory manner or as comedic slang.
/b/tard : "Fucking hate aspies they won't leave you the fuck alone"
Normfag : "Aspies aren't that bad, they're usually really smart"
by Svlad Cjelli IV May 21, 2019
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