asphoric Share definition Flag Something asked or said to which has an obvious answer or already known fact. Such as No Duh! Someone goes to a scene of a car accident and sees a mangled body on the ground and asks if he/she is dead would be an asphoric question. asphoric by Lt. Binder, SCPA March 30, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the asphoric mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch