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Asfandyar Mufti 

Reincarnation of a legendary Iranian hero, he walks among us today, shining his brilliance and charisma to all whom he interacts with. It is rumored that his power level is so great that it broke Vegeta's power level reader in a single glance. He will do great things in life.
Man 1: Yo, was that Asfandyar Mufti?!?
Man 2: I dunno yo, but my power level reader broke!!
Asfandyar Mufti by jtodawan November 14, 2011
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A really litty person who is crazy stylish and is generally good at life, lol. They forever winnino in every way possible. They are also extremely loyal to everyone around them and are kind but can be bitchy when pushed so she shouldn't fucked with. they can also be a crazy shy person too but overall a good person :)
Dude that girk is so amazing - she is such an Asanda!
asanda by queenofslang August 15, 2017
the definition of awesomeness, this is a person is a legend... they also put the “ass” in assandr because DAMN they have a bootyyy!! if you need a friend, get a assandr in your life, just do it !!

can also sound like sand but with a fat booty - if you know what i’m saying
Ruby: “oh my look at assandr”
Mia: “what an ass
Ruby: “i wish i had one like that!!”
Mia: “damn, me too”
assandr by ohyeahmakessense April 12, 2020

Acland's bean

a slang term used when one is feeling very excited. Is synonymous with arousal.
i'm as keen as Acland's bean, yeah yeah
Acland's bean by Scarfie C September 2, 2010

Alandria 

A sexy black girl that will change your life forever. She will always be there for you through thicc and thin. She is the bestest friend you could ever meet and she is the best at giving advice. She is so fun to hang around and she loves laughing.
Dammnn is that Alandria
yea shes awsommeeeeee bro
Alandria by Coolimthiccc12 September 30, 2020
Aland
Aland He’s from b8 alum rock he’s some next sexy gizza which get all the girls in school he’s bare cleaver at his subjects as he is in set 2 for most of he’s subject fuk with him and you will get bun
Aland by John McFlurry December 12, 2018