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Asian Teddy Bear

An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.
I cant wait to wage a war on the asian teddy bears. they have plagued chess tournaments too long
Asian Teddy Bear by FU3GO January 4, 2024

asian beard 

A few stubbles of hair coming from the chin.
"Hey man I see you haven't shaved in a few days, nice asian beard!"
asian beard by ibanez966 January 31, 2006

Asian beard 

In America, known as the peach fuzz mustache and goatee that East Asians, Southeast Asians, and Pacific Islanders, who, unlike most men of American or European and some of African ancestry, pathetically attempt to grow. But, of course, this would be generalizing, because some Asian men can sport the full package either through a rare genetic occurrence or by a facial hair transplant.

In the UK, known as the terrorist-looking facial hair that Americans often associate with Osama bin Laden and Al-Qaeda. Otherwise known as the South Asian beard or the Indian beard.
Asian Guy 1: Man, I wish I had as much facial hair as that Asian guy!

Asian Guy 2: Yeah, you wish you didn't have that pathetic Asian beard, you chink!

Asian Guy 1: Oh no you didn't you SOB! I just haven't gone through puberty yet!
Asian beard by Deddie Makaca July 22, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026